It's called...
Pregnancy!
This bust-enhancing method is 100% guaranteed to increase your chest two or three FULL cup sizes in a matter of weeks and the results last for MONTHS! This method is completely natural: no creams, no lotions, no pills, no chemicals, no herbs, nothing!! Before you know it, you will become voluptuous woman you always wished you could be. Men will flock to you and women will ask for your secret. You will have a hard time containing those suckers. This offer won't expire for several years, and you can use it again and again. What more could you want?
*Side effects may include (but are not limited to): soreness, moodiness, nausea, weight gain, swelling, frequent urination, and fatigue.
Seriously though, these girls are huge.
4 comments:
congratulations!!!
hahaha!! That's makes me laugh. I'm glad you're enjoying them because I hate it. I'm already big so being pregnant=HUGE! If you need a good laugh, check out the this comment: http://pinterest.com/pin/30891947413795116/
lol! Wait until you stop nursing after the baby is born. Then your boobs will feel like empty sandwich bags. Welcome to the club!
Ahahahahaha this made me laugh so hard.
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