5.27.2012

Sometimes I pretend I'm funny

Tired of being flat chested? Do your friends poke fun at your lack of curves? Have you longed to be full chested and beautiful? Ladies, fear no longer, for I have discovered a completely natural way to a blossoming bosom!

It's called...
Pregnancy!

This bust-enhancing method is 100% guaranteed to increase your chest two or three FULL cup sizes in a matter of weeks and the results last for MONTHS! This method is completely natural: no creams, no lotions, no pills, no chemicals, no herbs, nothing!! Before you know it, you will become voluptuous woman you always wished you could be. Men will flock to you and women will ask for your secret. You will have a hard time containing those suckers. This offer won't expire for several years, and you can use it again and again. What more could you want?

*Side effects may include (but are not limited to): soreness, moodiness, nausea, weight gain, swelling, frequent urination, and fatigue.




Seriously though, these girls are huge.

4 comments:

Heather Burns said...

congratulations!!!

Kaysi @ Keeping it Simple said...

hahaha!! That's makes me laugh. I'm glad you're enjoying them because I hate it. I'm already big so being pregnant=HUGE! If you need a good laugh, check out the this comment: http://pinterest.com/pin/30891947413795116/

Brielle said...

lol! Wait until you stop nursing after the baby is born. Then your boobs will feel like empty sandwich bags. Welcome to the club!

Elise Frederickson said...

Ahahahahaha this made me laugh so hard.

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