While I'm super stoked it's not 100+ degrees outside, I would appreciate at least a LITTLE sunshine.
Thanks for being born, I'm glad you've been around to celebrate 27 years.
PS, I'm still mad at you for walking in the door when I was carrying your birthday present in and RUINING the surprise.
Please go down for maintenance, I don't have time to waste on you!
I love you for sticking around for so long.
Dear deal-or-the-day sites,
You're a pain, but thank you for helping keep my family afloat.
I love feeling you wiggle around, you little gymnast. Thanks for reminding me you are there and real every day.
I love you,
You're perfect. I hope to keep you around for a while.